A list of summer activities with jokes

1. Beach Day: Why did the sand blush at the beach? Because the sea-weed!

2. Water Balloon Fight: What did one water balloon say to the other? "Don't get too close - I'm about to burst with excitement!"

3. Ice Cream Party: Why did the ice cream go to school? Because it wanted to be a little "scoolar"!

4. Picnic in the Park: What did the hot dog say when it won a race? "I'm on a roll!"

5. Outdoor Movie Night: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

6. Camping Adventure: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

7. Pool Party: What do you call a fish who wears a crown? King Neptune!

8. BBQ Cookout: What do you get when you cross a vegetable and a famous singer? Elvis Parsley!

9. Stargazing: How do you throw a space party? You "planet" in advance!

10. Rollerblading: Why was the math book sad at the roller rink? It had too many problems.

11. Water Park Fun: What do you call a dinosaur that loves water slides? A splash-asaurus!

12. Fruit Picking: Why do bananas never feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!

13. Mini Golf: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything - including mini golf courses!

14. Hiking Adventure: Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in his field!

15. Lemonade Stand: Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!

Remember, these jokes are all in good fun and meant to add a little laughter to your summer activities!